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Pet Fish - Humor

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 1:08 pm
by helmling
Pet Fish
A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached recently by a game warden in Central Mississippi as he started to drive his boat away from a lake.
The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license?"
"Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers.
These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish??"
"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."
"What a line of're under arrest."
The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment Man. I'll show ya! We do this all the time!!"
"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"
The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.
The warden asked, "When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH," replied the warden!
"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 4:52 pm
by prowlersfish

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 11:43 pm
by ~DarkNemesis~
:D possession is 9/10th's of the law ..... good one Paul!!! to funny, thanks!!!

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 4:55 pm
by guglielmo6160

Re: Pet Fish - Humor

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 9:38 am
by f32ms
Love it.